literally

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.

2sp00kyxen:

gtpomella:

jameshabermann:

killerdls:

thenimbus:

Made me cringe

Nice Guy Gamer

Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”

I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.

what a nice human being.

themadkingreigns:

This is the greatest Youtuber of All Time

Congratulations to (finally) reaching 1 million subscribers, Cr1tikal!

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

strangely-poetic:

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

Gay men: Equality!
Same gay men: Eeeewww vaginas!
Same gay men: *says t slur gratuitously*
Same gay men: *imitates black women to look 'sassy'*
Same gay men: you're not bisexual/pansexual/asexual just make up your mind

alrightalrightalrightalyssa:

pencilshapedironstatue:

heres 15 or so seconds of my 2 day old baby guinea pig enjoy

Oh man this makes me miss my guinea pig.

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.